some entertaining things that Aria is starting to discover... and a few she hasn't yet.
1. you cannot shove your stuffed puppy into your mouth when you already have your paci there.
2. piano keys make noise.
3. the plastic pandas on your play-saucer will not talk back to you.
4. i will never sit you in my lap, show you a full bottle and NOT give it to you. you will never starve - it's always coming to your mouth in short order.
5. walking and standing are much harder than they look.
6. rattles don't taste good. at all. they leave fuzzies in your mouth that are unappetizing at best.
7. the stuffed giraffe will not kiss you back.
8. trying to talk while eating can result in bad things happening.
9. not everything you put into your mouth is going to taste good.
10. some things you *whack* are going to move and make cool noises. some things you *whack* are going to hurt your hand. figuring out which thing will do what is a challenge that a 5 month brain cannot handle.
11. mirrors are incredibly fascinating. however, there is no need to be jealous - mommy is not holding another baby. it's you. i know this is beyond you still, so you'll have to trust me. but yes, that baby in the mirror is pretty darn cute.
12. seeing a friendly face when you're waking up is much more pleasant than waking up alone in a dark room.
13. putting your feet into your newly removed dirty diaper isn't funny. at all.
14. you have hands. i have hands. lots of people have hands. you'll have them your whole life. as fascinating as they may, there's a much bigger world out there. trust me on this one.
15. watching someone else play with toys is not near as entertaining as playing with them yourself. this is a reference to "baby mozart" which she finds pretty boring until the baby animals show up on the screen lol.
more discoveries to come later... we are learning new things every day :)
1. you cannot shove your stuffed puppy into your mouth when you already have your paci there.
2. piano keys make noise.
3. the plastic pandas on your play-saucer will not talk back to you.
4. i will never sit you in my lap, show you a full bottle and NOT give it to you. you will never starve - it's always coming to your mouth in short order.
5. walking and standing are much harder than they look.
6. rattles don't taste good. at all. they leave fuzzies in your mouth that are unappetizing at best.
7. the stuffed giraffe will not kiss you back.
8. trying to talk while eating can result in bad things happening.
9. not everything you put into your mouth is going to taste good.
10. some things you *whack* are going to move and make cool noises. some things you *whack* are going to hurt your hand. figuring out which thing will do what is a challenge that a 5 month brain cannot handle.
11. mirrors are incredibly fascinating. however, there is no need to be jealous - mommy is not holding another baby. it's you. i know this is beyond you still, so you'll have to trust me. but yes, that baby in the mirror is pretty darn cute.
12. seeing a friendly face when you're waking up is much more pleasant than waking up alone in a dark room.
13. putting your feet into your newly removed dirty diaper isn't funny. at all.
14. you have hands. i have hands. lots of people have hands. you'll have them your whole life. as fascinating as they may, there's a much bigger world out there. trust me on this one.
15. watching someone else play with toys is not near as entertaining as playing with them yourself. this is a reference to "baby mozart" which she finds pretty boring until the baby animals show up on the screen lol.
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